What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
(Source: mensrightsactivist)
the great Orphaner Dualscar: wELCOME
He scoffed. “I’m not droppin’ this knife. Let me go an’ I wwon’t kill you, howw does that sound?” You could try to bail, he thought, but that’s to risky, one hit an’ you’d be pretty wwounded. Instead, he decided to put his open hand on the lance in defiance, ready to shove it off of himself.He had be cautious now; even though his armor was metal, it would do little against such an attack at point blank. Carefully he spoke: “It’s pretty damn hard to leavve wwhen you’ve got that lance pointed at me.” He gave the weapon a nod and then retuned his stare to The Summoner. He shifted his weight back into a more fitting fighting stance, blade and fist at the ready. It would take too much time to reach for his Crosshairs.Dualscar cocked an eyebrow and frowned. “I’vve got a question for you, wwhat makes you think that anyone out there…hELLO, THIS IS MY BLOG WHERE YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING, fEEL FREE TO STOP ON BY AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE!
“mE, tALK BULL SHIT, hA” Begins to laugh at you. “wHY DON’T YOU GO AND FEED YOURSELF TO YOUR EMPRESS’S LUSUS, i AM SURE IT WOULD LIKE THE TASTE OF CLUCK BEAST”
“Oh no, I think that you wwould make the better meal. Though, Gl’bgolyb might not appreciate somethin’ that’d taste horrid.” He chuckled and stepped closer to The Summoner. “Noww if you don’t mind, I don’t havve the time to wwaste on filth like you.”
“fILTH, oH WOW ORPHIE i AM HURT” Grabs chest and pouts like a wriggler. “yOU WANT TO SEE FILTH AND SOMETHING THAT TASTE BAD, wHY DON’T YOU GO LOOK AT THE EMPRESS, aT LEAST SHE WOULD ENJOY YOUR DISGUSTING ADMIRATION, nOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, i AM GONNA GO AND GET READY TO CRASH ANOTHER HIGH BLOOD PARTY”.
Dualscar spit out his drink. “That wwas you? I kneww I should havve recognized those feminine wwings you fuckin’ fairy.” He spat and took another sip to make up for the one he just lost. Losing alcohol is a damn shame. “Com’ere, I’ll take ‘em off for yeh.” A swift move brought forward a knife from his pocket while depositing his flask.
“pPPPFFFFTTTTT YEAH YOU ARE TAKE MY FAIRY WINGS OFF, bESIDES ORPHIE YOU KNOW i MADE THAT PARTY AWESOME” You laugh slightly and move your wings a little. Taking out your lance and moving your body into a defensive position you begin “lOOK ORPHIE, i DON’T HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH YOU, iF YOU WANT TO PLAY PIRATES AND GET YOU ASS KICKED, gO LET MINDFANG DO IT, i AM SURE SHE WILL ENJOY MAKING YOU SUFFER, nOW i AM NOT IN THE MOOD, sO LEAVE” you growl. Taking a step towards him, you place the lance tip to his chest and push lightly, pinning him to the wall.
He moved back and you pressed harder, you wanted to make him sweat. “oH YOU WILL BE LEAVING, bUT i CAN’T PROMISE YOU WILL BE LIVING” you say with a laugh. “nOW IF YOU BEHAVE, i WILL LET YOU GO, sO DROP YOUR KNIFE ORPHIE”.
the great Orphaner Dualscar: wELCOME
He had be cautious now; even though his armor was metal, it would do little against such an attack at point blank. Carefully he spoke: “It’s pretty damn hard to leavve wwhen you’ve got that lance pointed at me.” He gave the weapon a nod and then retuned his stare to The Summoner. He shifted his weight back into a more fitting fighting stance, blade and fist at the ready. It would take too much time to reach for his Crosshairs.Dualscar cocked an eyebrow and frowned. “I’vve got a question for you, wwhat makes you think that anyone out there…hELLO, THIS IS MY BLOG WHERE YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING, fEEL FREE TO STOP ON BY AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE!
“mE, tALK BULL SHIT, hA” Begins to laugh at you. “wHY DON’T YOU GO AND FEED YOURSELF TO YOUR EMPRESS’S LUSUS, i AM SURE IT WOULD LIKE THE TASTE OF CLUCK BEAST”
“Oh no, I think that you wwould make the better meal. Though, Gl’bgolyb might not appreciate somethin’ that’d taste horrid.” He chuckled and stepped closer to The Summoner. “Noww if you don’t mind, I don’t havve the time to wwaste on filth like you.”
“fILTH, oH WOW ORPHIE i AM HURT” Grabs chest and pouts like a wriggler. “yOU WANT TO SEE FILTH AND SOMETHING THAT TASTE BAD, wHY DON’T YOU GO LOOK AT THE EMPRESS, aT LEAST SHE WOULD ENJOY YOUR DISGUSTING ADMIRATION, nOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, i AM GONNA GO AND GET READY TO CRASH ANOTHER HIGH BLOOD PARTY”.
Dualscar spit out his drink. “That wwas you? I kneww I should havve recognized those feminine wwings you fuckin’ fairy.” He spat and took another sip to make up for the one he just lost. Losing alcohol is a damn shame. “Com’ere, I’ll take ‘em off for yeh.” A swift move brought forward a knife from his pocket while depositing his flask.
“pPPPFFFFTTTTT YEAH YOU ARE TAKE MY FAIRY WINGS OFF, bESIDES ORPHIE YOU KNOW i MADE THAT PARTY AWESOME” You laugh slightly and move your wings a little. Taking out your lance and moving your body into a defensive position you begin “lOOK ORPHIE, i DON’T HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH YOU, iF YOU WANT TO PLAY PIRATES AND GET YOU ASS KICKED, gO LET MINDFANG DO IT, i AM SURE SHE WILL ENJOY MAKING YOU SUFFER, nOW i AM NOT IN THE MOOD, sO LEAVE” you growl. Taking a step towards him, you place the lance tip to his chest and push lightly, pinning him to the wall.
the great Orphaner Dualscar: wELCOME
Dualscar cocked an eyebrow and frowned. “I’vve got a question for you, wwhat makes you think that anyone out there…hELLO, THIS IS MY BLOG WHERE YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING, fEEL FREE TO STOP ON BY AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE!
“mE, tALK BULL SHIT, hA” Begins to laugh at you. “wHY DON’T YOU GO AND FEED YOURSELF TO YOUR EMPRESS’S LUSUS, i AM SURE IT WOULD LIKE THE TASTE OF CLUCK BEAST”
“Oh no, I think that you wwould make the better meal. Though, Gl’bgolyb might not appreciate somethin’ that’d taste horrid.” He chuckled and stepped closer to The Summoner. “Noww if you don’t mind, I don’t havve the time to wwaste on filth like you.”
wELCOME
“Me? I wwas just stoppin’ by to see if you had been culled yet. I’m almost glad you’re not.” He removed a silvery flask from his pocket and slowly downed a swig of rum. “Wwho else could I bother if you’re dead? But enough of that, wwhat bullshit are you talkin’ about noww?”Dualscar cocked an eyebrow and frowned. “I’vve got a question for you, wwhat makes you think that anyone out there actually givves a shit enough to actually do anythin’?”hELLO, THIS IS MY BLOG WHERE YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING, fEEL FREE TO STOP ON BY AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE!
“wELL LOOK WHAT THE MEOW BEAST DRAGGED IN, wHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, tHE LAST TIME i SAW YOU, yOU WERE CHASING YOUR OWN TAIL SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN”
wELCOME
Dualscar cocked an eyebrow and frowned. “I’vve got a question for you, wwhat makes you think that anyone out there actually givves a shit enough to actually do anythin’?”hELLO, THIS IS MY BLOG WHERE YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING, fEEL FREE TO STOP ON BY AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE!
(( so hey, I’ve never had a tumblr rp account before. How exactly does one start an rp? Is there like some secret handshake or something I have to do or some wacky initiation ritual??))
